Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!
Since his first appearance in a 1939 edition of "Detective" comics, Batman has been a part of our culture, whether
portrayed as the do-gooding Boy Scout of the campy 1960s TV series or the dark, brooding vigilante from Frank Miller's
"The Dark Knight Returns" comic books.
Unlike many other comic book superheroes, Batman has no special powers. He can't outrun a speeding bullet, turn green when
enraged or communicate with aquatic life. However, in addition to his physical and mental skills, he does have some
fantastic toys, all financed by the personal fortune of Bruce Wayne, his alter ego.
While the BatComputer, Batrope and Shark Repellent Bat-Spray all saved the day at one time or another, the Batmobile has to
be Batman's coolest crime-fighting accessory. And like Batman, the Batmobile's portrayal has changed through the years.
While most of us remember the Batmobile of the 1960s-a wild, turbine-powered car that was really a 1955 Lincoln Futura
concept modified by George Barris-Batman's cars have ranged from the somewhat chunky sedans featured in the early comics
to the sleek, winged creations of the recent movies and animated TV shows.
Batman gets a new car for next summer's movie release, which Daily News reporter Nancy Dillon has labeled "something like
a cross between a Lamborghini and an armadillo with a jet-pack."
Although it may not resemble any small mammals, Dan Senecal, a quality control inspector from Saratoga Springs, N.Y., has
created his own version of the Batmobile. And it's based on a 1966 VW Kombi bus.
Evolution
Our recent Kumho Tires Grassroots Motorsports $2004 Challenge Presented by CRC Industries attracted a wide range of cars,
with 77 teams making the big show. Faced with a budget of no more than $2004, each team made their best attempt at buying,
building and preparing a car that would excel in our three-event competition: autocrossing, drag racing and concours
judging.
While some cars certainly arrived as prerace favorites, one in particular attracted the most attention the night before
the show. You gotta see the bus in the hotel parking lot, people kept saying. Bus? What bus?
While many Challenge competitors armed themselves with turbochargers, nitrous bottles and cheater slicks, Dan and his son,
Ian, had a crime-fighting computer, rocket launchers, huge fins and acres of flat-black paint. The centers of their
Keystone mag wheels-a donation from Dan's brother after he couldn't get $20 for them at his yard sale-even carried red
Batman logos, just like the famed George Barris creation.
A Batvan wasn't Dan's original plan. "When I decided to do the Challenge, the only plan I had was to use a V8," he
explains. "Hyped Hondas and Jettas may be faster, but they just don't rumble your guts like a V8."
In addition to his day job, Dan delivers parts for a local NAPA store on Saturdays. "A fringe benefit is going through
the back door of local shops," he explains. "You see what's been there too long, what's a problem child and what's
abandoned. I logged a lot to memory. My original plan was a small car with a V8; maybe an Anglia, Prefect or Metropolitan
with an aluminum 215."
Dan's V8 thunder came courtesy of a local oval track racer who had built a healthy 0.060"-over 350. The racer's 20-year-old
son then placed said engine into a Chevy Monte Carlo.
"A 358 that comes on at 5000 rpm and has seen 8000 rpm in the hands of a 20-year-old is a bad combination," Dan reasons.
"After some 'incidents' with neighbors and cops, Mom took the car away from him."
Dan notes that he was in the right place at the right time, as a NAPA delivery to the father's shop landed him right in
the middle of a heated debate between the dad and the son. Dan got the Monte Carlo for $200-if he promised to take the
car right then and get it out of the county. Problem solved.
Dan knew where he could find a lightweight body.
"It was in the local Want Ad Digest for $500," he says of the VW bus. "No engine, rusty, and sitting at the end of the
owner's driveway, it was hit by the snowplow a few times." Dan was the only one to call on the bus, and when he showed
up with $150 and a tow bar, the van was his.
Air-cooled VWs may be prized by collectors, but this one was no creampuff. The front sheet metal was a mess and a headlight
bucket had been kicked in. Even the trademark VW nose logo was missing. It was the perfect starting point for a Challenge
project.
Year One
Once the bus was home, Dan and Ian didn't waste much time, as they removed the body from the rest of the vehicle that very
day.
"I put a sling through the side windows, lifted gently and got out the Sawzall," Dan explains. "The body hung from the
ceiling until the frame was ready."
The Monte Carlo body was yanked from its frame in a similar manner-well, the Sawzall wasn't required-and the chassis was
prepped for the melding. The Monte Carlo was longer than the bus, so Dan removed the front frame horns. The vehicles had
different wheelbases, too, but Dan didn't see that as a problem, either.
Since the Monte Carlo's body was now a thing of the past, Dan figured its chassis would need some strengthening. The Monte
Carlo frame is built from U-shaped rails, and Dan made plates and welded them to the open sides. "With no body to aid
rigidity, I thought this would be necessary," he explains.
Dan also had to form new engine mounts, as his plan called for a mid-engine setup. "I made an engine cradle out of 6-inch
channel iron; this went from left to right frame rails," Dan explains. "I took the engine and tranny and kinda located it
in the frame."
The original setup didn't use a drive shaft, as the transmission was bolted right to the rear differential, "hard-tail"
style. "I changed it because if the rear end got loose, the only suspension would be the rear tires; the thing would just
chatter sideways, and you would have little or no control," he explains. "I went for the coils and a 6-inch drive
shaft-some suspension, anyway."
With the engine in back and out of the way, Dan needed to make room for the pilot, placing him all the way up front, not
unlike the driver of a city bus. To give the driver a solid footing, Dan installed a front floor that is level with the
underside of the frame rails.
So that the bus could be controlled, a new steering setup was required. The new seat position placed the steering box by
the driver's left ankle, and the distance was too short for universal joints and a shaft. A fellow GRM message board
regular-"44dwarf"-had the answer, as Dan explains: "I put a sprocket on the steering box, a sprocket behind the steering
wheel where the universal was, and joined them with a chain."
The prepared Monte Carlo frame was wheeled below the waiting VW body and placed on jack stands. Time to join the two
halves together.
"Once I got the look and location I wanted, I welded 1/4-inch plates bent 90 degrees between the frame and inside body
struts," Dan explains, as he figured the lower the body, the lower the center of gravity. Openings for the wheels would
be cut as needed.
Dan then scribed a line around the perimeter of the body: "Everything below that line got Sawzalled."
The Dark Knight Returns
As the lore of Batman goes, Bruce Wayne's original plan didn't involve dressing up like a large flying rodent. He simply
wanted to fight crime, so he spent years honing his craft.
His first outing as a vigilante didn't go according to plan, and that night young Bruce sat alone, wondering why criminals
didn't fear him. Suddenly a large bat crashed through a window: Something clicked inside Bruce Wayne, and the Batman was
born.
Dan followed a similar path. Initially, he was just repeating the old formula of placing a big engine inside a lightweight
car. Just before painting his creation, however, Dan had his own epiphany.
"Looking at the roof of the bus was like looking down a football field," he explains. "I wanted something to break up all
the openness. I still had to find a place for taillights; the original bus lights were smashed.
"I set the Monte Carlo lights on the roof while I was fetching a beer," he continues. "I am not a body man or painter, so
[I decided] flat-black paint should work well. I walked in the garage with flat black on my mind, saw the lights on the
roof, and something clicked. Fins!"
The Batvan was born.
Once the flat-black paint was applied, Dan added the details, including red striping, yellow Lamin-x film for the
headlights, the necessary Batman emblems and several crime-fighting accouterments: assorted switches, warning lights
and computer equipment placed throughout the cockpit. "Ian came up with the undercoating bat idea for the front," Dan
explains. "That's to hide my crappy bodywork."
Cataclysm
As happens too often, the trip to the Challenge was an event in its own right. Dan and family had a long journey in store
from their New York home to Central Florida's Gainesville Raceway, home of the $2004 Challenge, and somewhere around
Jacksonville, Fla., the clutch in Dan's half-ton Chevy pickup failed.
Fortunately the rest of the family was following Dan, so they were able to get the Batvan to Gainesville while Dan's truck
went to a dealer for repairs. (Total bill: $1100.)
And also like so many other participants, Dan didn't get to do a lot of pre-event testing. In fact, he was still tuning the
beast once in Gainesville, breaking out the timing light and trying to dial in enough ignition advance. It just never ran
right, he reports, and the engine liked to backfire through the carburetor.
Dan says he tried to throw in the towel around 2 p.m. on Friday, the first day of competition, and change his status to
spectator. Fellow competitors wouldn't let that happen, however, as Brian Cook and Rene Marin of CRC Motorsports took
over. (Their team entered a clean yellow Honda CRX for the Challenge.)
Rene almost lost some skin for the cause, as he was inside the engine compartment when a radiator hose blew. There was a
strange, long silence as everyone in the immediate area waited for his okay. A collective sigh of relief was released when
Rene said he was fine.
Even though the Batvan never made either of the event's speed contests, Dan and crew-and spectators and anyone else with a
free hand-pushed the creation to the judges' tent; at least it would get a concours score.
Dan's efforts didn't pan out with any time slips, but he still collected some hardware during Saturday's banquet. The blown
radiator hose incident earned the team an honorable mention in the Most Spectacular Failure competition, while the Batman
package was rewarded with a trophy for the best visual theme.
However, the best award may have come from the competition. Even though the Batvan finished 75th out of 77 cars, the
Senecal family received the Challengers' Choice prize, an award that's bestowed by the entire field.
Dark Victory
Upon returning home to New York, Dan got to play detective himself and figure out what went wrong. A compression check
yielded some clues, as five of the eight cylinders recorded 0 psi. Disassembling the engine revealed more horrors,
including burned pistons.
Dan believes the valve guides seized on the valve stems, causing the valves to open only intermittently. As a result,
a large air pocket formed inside the intake manifold, causing the cylinder heads to reach about 700 degrees. The result
was a meltdown of gothic proportions.
No one is certain if the Batvan will make another appearance over Gainesville, but its fans are hoping for a repeat
showing next year-same bat-time, same bat-channel.
Team Budget
1966 VW Kombi bus
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$150.00
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1984 Chevy Monte Carlo
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$200.00
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swap Monte Carlo body for headers
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$0.00
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swap VW front axle for driver harness
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$0.00
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Keystone wheels
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$0.00
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Keystone lugs and washers
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$24.00
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swap bagels and jalapeño cream cheese for rear axle
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$13.20
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TH350 transmission
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$100.00
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West Marine throttle cable
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$37.47
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48x92-in. 16-gauge steel panel
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$35.90
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48x92-in. 16-gauge steel panels (2)
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$83.00
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vinyl graphics
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$61.00
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2-in. red stripe
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$28.00
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interior vinyl
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$25.98
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Summit Poly Pro Seat
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$55.40
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Dunlop rear tires (2)
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$128.00
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Kumho front tires (2)
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$53.73
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insulation for wall
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$13.50
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fuel cell
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$95.39
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"Gotham" license plate
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$24.99
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steering wheel
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$22.59
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VW Rabbit "Jesus bar"
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$2.00
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air cleaner (garage sale)
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$15.00
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electrical switches, wire loom
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$18.44
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1/4-in. Lexan for windshield
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$51.96
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front U-joint
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$21.86
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rear U-joint
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$14.11
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Porsche 914 headlight buckets
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$20.00
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machine control panels (from scrap)
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$0.00
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steel fuel lines
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$16.21
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brake line and fitting
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$18.99
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rear brake repair kit
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$31.25
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Lamin-x headlight covers
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$28.17
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carpet and screws (Home Depot)
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$23.77
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1 gallon epoxy primer and hardener
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$166.25
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1 can undercoating
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$4.42
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1 can cherry red spray paint
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$3.53
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2 cans high-temp red spray paint
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$6.37
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2 cans high-temp white spray paint
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$6.37
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2 cans white spray paint
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$6.76
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3 cans splatter paint (for ceiling)
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$12.53
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fire extinguisher
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$18.44
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four-core 1974 Cadillac radiator
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$81.18
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alternator pulley
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$8.00
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alternator
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$64.08
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48x72-in. heat shield insulation
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$26.95
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misc. nuts and bolts
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$40.00
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total
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$1858.79
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